Star in a Stunt
On camera, in the action. We roll, you shine.
Curious who my boss really is? →
Star in a Stunt
On camera, in the action. We roll, you shine.
Curious who my boss really is? →
Some of this is real. Some is in production. Every dollar that comes through this section goes straight to the AOK World Foundation. I do not write a check to myself. The cape did, however, cost more than the car.
Everything here is one of three tiers: Available (real, in hand, on eBay or ready to ship), Pre-order (in production — close), or Under research (the civilization is still inventing it; the sewer kit, for one). All of it is orderable if you pay enough to support the civilization.
To order: call Gloria's line and leave a message — ☎ 1-844-KIND-111 — or find the one-off, signed, and used items on eBay. For the small stuff, you can even mail a check, almost out of ancient-civilization fun. We run this on a shoestring. The shoestring is also for sale.
The three I make by hand, in red clay. Spark, Flame, Blaze. The currency of kindness — you can hold it.
Here's the honest pitch — and the shop is about the only place in this whole operation where we get to make it out loud. If the movement means something to you, there are a lot of ways to back it, and none of them is more important than another: volunteer, spread the word, buy a fun kindness product, hire a Kindness Guard, take part in the civilization — or just practice your own anonymous acts of kindness out in the world. It all feeds the same thing.
Because here's the truth under the cape: we all need kindness at the small, one-on-one level for the bigger human vision to survive. You have to start somewhere — and the somewhere is simply paying attention to how you treat the person in front of you, and, at the highest level, the people you'll never meet.
On your information: we have zero interest in harvesting your data. But we'll be honest — we'd love to text you, email you, call you by name, share the joy directly. So we encourage you to reach out, out of kindness, to help grow the vision. It just has to come from you — a thing you proactively want. At the public level, we protect your identity completely. That's anonymity. That's the whole deal.
Drop something in the jar if you like. No products needed. No login. No follow-up email unless you ask for one. Goes straight to the Foundation. You'll never know which act yours funded — and that, my friend, is exactly the point.
Call the line, leave Gloria a message, she routes it. Old-fashioned. We like it that way.
1-844-KIND-111
The best tip isn't money. Pledge an act. Volunteer an hour. Adopt a drain. Tell nobody.
Pledge an act of kindness →
All revenue from this shop is directed to the AOK World Foundation, a Wyoming-based nonprofit. I do not receive a cut. I am on a charter. The charter says I do not. So I do not.
Pick up litter. Pick up after your dog. Adopt a storm drain. Leave a Spark. Take a photo. Tag #aokmankind. Don't sign your name.
Mini rake, gloves, compostable bags, hi-vis arm band, encounter cards, Spark tablet, "DRAIN ADOPTED" decal, drawstring bag. Catch it before the river does.
Telescoping grabber, work gloves, biodegradable bags, encounter cards, Spark tablet, volunteer patch, drawstring bag. Anonymous environmental kindness, kit form.
Compostable plant-based dog-waste bags. 60 bags · 4 rolls · yellow leash-clip dispenser. Be kind. Mind your dog's behind.
Yellow cotton. Burgundy embroidery. AOK crest, suns and stars scattered. Worn by every Field Operative in the lapel.
Iron-on. The hat artwork. Looks great on a denim jacket. Even better on a backpack you carry to school.
Black cotton. "SECURITY · KINDNESS GUARDS · SILENT SINCE 1987." The exact shirt the Guards wear. Confuses people in exactly the right way.
Forest green. The valley scene, framed. For off-duty Guards and everyone they quietly protect.
Yellow cotton twill. Embroidered crest, "KINDNESS IS CONTAGIOUS" arched above. Backwards-friendly. (Product photo coming — crest art shown.)
For when the day's been heavy. Two short pulls. Active ingredient: 100% Pure Empathy & Chill Vibe.
Choose your favorite Nugget (1 through 10 — cape, scarf, sleeping, the works). We frame it and mail it to you. He did not consent to this and would be furious if he understood money. Tell Gloria your number.
Plant something. Tell nobody you did. The blue butterfly is handmade paper embedded with wildflower seeds — plant the whole thing. Germination in 1–3 weeks.
"Someone anonymously left this to make you smile." Hang one on a neighbor's door. A little environmental kindness on the house.
Same idea, different punchline. Print-ready, 8.5", the version that makes people read it twice.
Stamped URGENT. Contains no emergency — only a kindness. Post it on a wall, a board, a fridge. Classification: Kindness.
"Kindness Valley · You don't have to find it — you live it." A genuinely beautiful vintage-style piece. Also part of the Gift Kit. Frame it, mail it, or just keep it.
"Your anonymous small acts of kindness sent ripples through the world." A bookmark that thanks you for the quiet stuff. 1-844-KIND-111 on the back.
A real, shrunk quarter-page Time cover, personally signed. "With humble appreciation, AOK." This one can actually be real.
Neon yellow trucker cap, "KINDNESS IS CONTAGIOUS" over the crest. You will be seen. That's the entire point — anonymous doesn't mean invisible.
A hand-made red-clay tablet, signed "AOK Man" — on the back. Signing the front would cover the symbol, and that wouldn't be kind. (Brim of a hat is the one exception. Long story.) Real clay, real signature. I make these myself.
Just the tablet. Hand-pressed red clay, one of the four symbols, no signature, no kit. We pulled these out of the Kindness Kit so you can grab one on its own. The honest, humble version. Press your own thumb in if you like — that's how they did it eleven thousand years ago.
Everything in one box. The Kindness Valley postcard, the "Urgent Kindness" postcard, a wildflower seed card, an AOK door hanger, and the "You Blew the Whistle" bookmark. One box of trouble — the good kind. Give it to someone who needs reminding that small things count. (The clay tablet is now sold on its own — see above.)
The whole kit · $28
Order the Gift Kit →To order anything above — tap the cart in the corner. (You'll see how we do it.)
The Foundation kept printing them. I did not ask for this. Each one is a full year of me showing up. The 2025 is already a collector's item — sold out, I'm told it "moves."
"Comfort Food for the Soul. Mostly Casserole." Each month a recipe that's secretly a kind act. Each recipe requires a single Spark (optional). Out of print. If you have one, hold onto it.
Sold Out — collector's item
"Kindness Has No Borders. He Checked." Twelve countries, twelve kind acts — Machu Picchu, the Colosseum, the Taj Mahal, the Great Wall, the aurora over Reykjavik. The current edition.
Order 2026 · $20 →
"They Asked Me to Take the Cape Off. I Said No." Coming next year. A few months are shot — January's resolutions, the cart-return lunge, the lemonade donation, the anonymous delivery. The rest is in production.
Every pose and crest is also a full-size banner. The same art we hang on the side of buildings. $150 each. The Bodyguard helps you hang it. He won't say much.
"What if one kind act today changed everything?"
"You've been wearing my cape all along."
"Kindness. Pass it on." The relaxed one.
"Kindness needs to be protected." Guard & teddy bear.
The ripples-through-the-world piece, banner size.
The covers are real. Some of them paid me. Pick up a clean copy, or one I've signed in burgundy Sharpie. Full press story lives on the Press page.
Anonymous Person of the Year. Copy $24 · autographed 99 Sparks.
#1 (Self-Reported). Copy $18 · autographed 99 Sparks.
The Nugget issue. The cat got top billing. I took it hard.
Comfort Food Favorites. Casserole insert included.
"Anonymous Kindness Coordinator." Broadcast still, framed.
So here's the thing. We really do, at this point, take orders over the phone. Call us at 1-844-KIND-111, choose Gloria, and if she's not in, leave her a message. She'll sort you out. It's a whole system. We're proud of it.
Prefer to write it down? Email what you'd like to ego@aokmankind.com and Gloria will take it from there. (The eBay storefront is coming — that's where the one-of-a-kind lots will live. AOK Man is building it. Slowly. With help from Hal Digi.)
In the meantime, tell us what caught your eye and Gloria will call you back:
