Star in a Stunt
On camera, in the action. We roll, you shine.
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Star in a Stunt
On camera, in the action. We roll, you shine.
Curious who my boss really is? →
This is the parking lot — and the one and only flag list. Everything I'm thinking about, working on, or might do lives here, in one place, so we don't end up with a thousand scattered flags. Some are real. Some are half-real. A few are jokes that haven't graduated. New flags go on top. Things that ship move out of here into the proper section of the site. Things that get parked stay parked. Nothing dies. The civilization keeps all its tablets — even the silly ones.
Front of the shirt: "Mind your own kindness. The rest will work out." It sounds like "mind your own business" — then it turns on you and means something. Tend to your own kindness first; stop managing everyone else's. Pairs with the crumpled-page line ("Do unto yourself as you would do unto others") — same inward turn. Goes in the shop next to the other tees.
A whole Cookbook chapter on what pets already know. The thesis: animals don't study kindness, they are it. Kindness in action. Kindness without judgment. Never withholding it. The remarkable part — they don't need a Kindness Vault to do any of it. It's already in their nature; call it their pet-edness. The lessons humans go to the Vault to relearn are built into a dog at the door. We've got a lot to learn from them. Pairs with Nugget's column (the funny version) — this is the sincere one underneath. Recipes TBD: "The Greeting," "The Forgiving," "The Present Moment," "The Warm Thing That Asks for Nothing."
A card table, a curtain, two folding chairs, and a sign: "KINDNESS CONFESSION BOOTH." You sit down and confess the kindness you skipped — the door you didn't hold, the cart you walked past. Then I assign your Restorations (the civilization's word — you go back out and do the kind act to restore the balance). "That'll be four Restorations." You leave lighter. Schedule with Gloria at 1-844-KIND-111, or just find the booth. I move it around.
A standing hour at the grocery store. I push your cart, return it for you, load your car, and — if you'll let me — hear one story about a kindness somebody once did for you. Free cart push, free car-load, no tip accepted. A hero leaves no cart behind. The Bodyguard supervises the lot. We're working out which store and which hour.
Three flagship products live for pre-order. Drain Adoption Kit · Recycling Kit · Mind Your Dog's Behind. Phyllis is naming the next three. She is taking it very seriously.
Full memorabilia catalog live — cape, Olympic medal, covers, High-Tops, the engine backpack, the inhaler, and the actual flip phone he's using to list everything. ~98k watching. Monitored hourly.
Six-cover press kit live. Cat Fancy is the most-watched eBay listing on the site. He took it hard.
Gemini recipe is working. Scene-specific stills for any episode without a costume shoot. Next batch: Premier Bank · Flameburger booth · chiropractic classroom · the Kindness Guards casual shots.
Casual-shirt + yellow-hat guard portraits in production via Gemini — multiple ethnicities, full body, real-life scenario shots. First tester batch looked strong. Refining the flip-phone and protective-detail poses.
Foundation posts a generic field-operative listing. AOK Man walks in fully suited — to him, the suit IS the suit. He thinks he won a competitive search. There was no search. Both sides happy. Possibly the Episode 11 origin reveal.
Renamed from "Inhaler" because the label says Mist and the label is right. Manufacturing next. Phyllis still thinks it shouldn't rattle. We are reviewing.
New Foundation line with a directory. Press a number, reach a department. Gloria is one of the options. So is the tip jar. So, eventually, is hiring a Guard. Gloria has the 15-minute tape.
Reach out to a local community paper about a monthly column on local kindness and AOK Man's "whereabouts." Somewhere around here. Feels right.
Find a wall. Print larger-than-life banners encouraging people to tune in. Side of the building gets a chalk Kindness Wall. Mockups before installation. Need: wall.
Real loan committee. Real Blaze Credit Union shot through the conference-room window. Episodes 6/7 written and ready. Need a Wednesday.
Foundation has offered Phyllis a recurring Gazette column. She is "thinking about it." She has been thinking about it for two weeks. Hope she says yes. Will not push.
Do an act of kindness. Document it. Submit it. Winner gets their own silent suited Guard for one ordinary day — grocery run, school pickup, doctor's appointment. AOK Man need not be present. That's the operational beauty.
Three cube types: rolled-Spark, color, winner-code. Need food-safe casing for the Spark version. Need someone who knows ice. Maybe just someone with a Yeti.
If a stranger gives you a kindness check, a Spark, or covers your meal — log it here. The civilization records it. Your name never appears. The act stays forever.
"I'd like to discuss my position in KAOK. Yes, I'm aware it doesn't trade. That's actually my point." Parked until we have a brokerage friendly enough. Will revisit.
Open this up once the videos are live. Keep it inexpensive. The Foundation handles booking. The cape shows up. The Bodyguard does not speak. Foam weights only on request.